I know, I know. This is not a gaming website. But, I don’t care. Gears 2 will be great. Releases today (or yesterday to some people who happen to frequent 7-11s after work).

I wasn’t excited for this game but as soon as I heard that I might play it during lunch in the store room, I kinda wet myself. Hey, I drink the recommended 8 glasses of water a day and its not like I need a new change of underwear… I don’t wear any. Was that TMI? More like TLI? I like the freedom, but I have to admit, the sensitivity and redness does bother me a little.

Back to the topic at hand. The first was a solid playable game so, I’m thinking, the second has to be that much better. Chainsaw fights, chain link grenades, co-op craziness, and more gears. I can only wait and see.

Von D.

I felt a disturbance in the force… and by a disturbance, I mean, hunger… and by the force, I mean, my belly. It’s been a bad habit of mine to skip breakfast and head to work on an empty gullet. What do you think Yoda would prescribe to a young padawan like myself? A Vader Toaster, the remedy it is. I can only imagine how flavorful my PB and Js would be if I had one of these things.

I know you want one, too.

Von D.